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Consoom

Tutorial: How To Consoom

This is directed towards the most noob and normies. If you consoom things this way you avoid watching ads, loading heavy bloat and probably even losing money. The collapse is near so what does it matter anyway. See also tools and dotfiles

  1. Get yourself a decent used PC, laptop or SCB and optionally a smartphone that works.
  2. Get USBs drives and SSDs, you will store everything you need, like or regularly consoom there. Get also a USB cable with data-transfer capability if you need to send files to the phone or visceversa. Alternatively you could use the local network { I still don't know how to do this }
  3. On the computer install any GNU/Linux distro you want, we recommend linux mint or similar since it just works and is one of the most compatible with recent hardware which you will have trouble with other distros without drivers. Install dwm and st or some similar software for window management and terminal emulation. For browser use elinks to avoid using the bloated web, although you probably will want to keep using some modern browser like librewolf with extensions. You want everything to be lightweight especially if it's old hardware.
  4. On the phone you could install LineageOS but it could be bad if you need certain propietary features like banking, you could instead just install open source applications for everything you need and uninstall bloatware and spyware. Alternatively you could use a dumbphone to make calls or something.
  5. Learn to use the terminal on Linux, which is pretty much the same across UNIX-like operating systems. This is needed since you can do much more with the terminal and you can use GUI programs if you want.
  6. Use scripts like yt-dlp, gallery-dl, etc. to download video and audio you want from major services. That way there are is no bloat, ads, and no internet connection. Keep in mind though that videos can be pretty heavy and if you can consoom something in text-form or even just audio if videos isn't necessary it may be better to do it that way.
  7. Use anna's archive and sci-hub to read propietary pdfs and epubs.
  8. Download games from dodi repacks, fitgirl or cs.rin.ru (best), though since you may be using an old computer it may not be possible for extremely bloated games. Better just download and play old and simple games that can run almost everywhere.
  9. 1337x.to or other torrent sites to download movies
  10. You know where to get porn if you're already here
  11. Use anki or ankidroid for spaced repetition software. There are some shitty features but overall it's good and it works locally.
  12. Also get some dictionaries and local wikis with zim.

If you can contribute to any of these projects and servies it would be great, and probably much better than taughting people how to consoom content the right way which anyways they'll learn nothing since it's too hard for them.

TODO: see how to use some kind of consooming feed like newsraft, the problem is that I still don't know what to consoom that updates regularly. Printing. Maybe printing pictures and drawings of pornography could be good, that way you no longer need a screen to masturbate but then it not might be that easy if you live with other potentially problematic people, and you need to own a printer that can print colors. I'm scared of modern printers.

Things I Like

I'm so unique and different.

Games

Propietary:

Open source: Too ambiguous as obviously there are more details but who cares.- GTA III- GTA: Vice City- Doom 64- Quake- Quake 3 arena- Blood- Serious Sam: first encounter- Serious Sam: second encounter- Postal - Not that good gameplay but it has great art.

Free:- Anarch- Licar

Films/Series

Propietary:- Ongezellig

Free: None at the moment { Well actually I remember watching the documentary "tiktok tranny" by Ashley Jones and I suppose it's free licensed and while the experiment was cool and it was good to know a bit about her on 4chan I didn't find it very funny or appealing, they look like them jokes I used to like when I was 13. I'll have to look for something }

Books/Papers/Wikis

Fuck I don't actually read stuff of value that much. I'll try to think.

Music

See music.

Hentai

{ I'm new to this, don't really know anything }

Comics

{ Again I'm a noob here }

Cashew & Belle: A nice recent (2025) comic mostly about girls and squirrels, has a lot of pedophilia references and some almost explicit drawings. You can read it here { thanks connor }.

Porn

See also


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