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You
You are likely the following:
- An introvert
- A biological man
- Non-american (que asco)
- Virgin
- Short
- Weak
- Fat
- Insecure
- Have self harm scars
- Have mild social anxiety
- A NEET (or almost)
- Use an old computer with GNU/Linux
- An anti-contact non-offending pedophile (My name is...)
- Have no actual skills for anything
- Futile
- Your favorite Ongezellig character is Maya
And the worst:
- Selfish
- Rude
- Envious (as in afgunstig)
- Don't love anyone or animals
- Don't help anyone
> inb4 go to therapy
Sexual life
This is a possible and brief timeline of your sexual life.
- You start masturbating when you're a kid under age 10, thinking in weird stuff of cartoons.
- At 11/12 you discover porn on the internet. You start masturbating to digital images of naked women. Some time later you start cumming
- At 13 you discover underage femboys and you find them cute. You also want to be that because it arouses you. Though you're not so stupid to end up at bad places on the internet
- At 14 you discover women with big asses clapping their ass and you love that. You also start recording yourself with lewd stuff. You then later try to insert things in your ass
- At 15 you get aroused with scat. You also start finding men attractive
- Next years don't have anything relevant. You continue recording yourself and saving the videos securely every once in a while
- At 18/19 you start finding children cute and also lolis and shota. You obviously always liked them but never went to explore more online and it wasn't something that interested you much before
- At 19 you lose the device with all of your porn when you were young and get depressed because you no longer have access to it and never shared it anywhere online. Congratulations retard! { I no longer feel so bad about this. }
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