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Dutch

Why dutch is better than other languages: It sounds and looks funny and beautiful. It has many words that have different meanings or are untranslatable. Legend says that if you become fluent in this language, Mymy will appear at some point in your life. Also it's not a nigger language like french, not brown language, not ultra SJW like scandinavia, not slavic because slavs are the niggers of europe o algo. { There's something I love about this language, maybe it's how it looks but I can't explain. Also here it used to say that it was phonetic but actually many words aren't, now this is some growth }

Some words: Gebaseerd, gezellig, lekker, afgunst, zelfbevrediging, zelfmoord, heksenjacht, hemel, bloemen, sukkelaar, nikker, neger

For some reason dutch (and german etc.) love compound words to describe an idea or object, while english has mostly lost this. You can form ridiculously long words that would make a dyslexic want to hang xerself from the balls like kindercarnavalsoptochtvoorbereidingswerkzaamhedencomitéleden. Since it is a much more "pure" germanic language than english you'll find a lot of Ks and Ws. There are actually no Q words that aren't borrowed words from ultrafrench. It has barely any latin-based words. While you learn it you can see how it evoluted in a different direction than english. Sometimes you can notice relationships between words, for example genoegen means satisfaction or pleasure and genoeg is enough, so it could mean like being fulfilled.

See also some files I got that explain some of the grammar. Don't take everything for granted, many things could vary and are not exact but it's a good reference.

Stats

{ I got this data by a script made by some chatbot and a 100MB sized cleaned corpus from a corpus website. Seems pretty accurate compared to other online stats. Basically first I cleaned the text by removing any non-relevant characters, join everything in one line and remove adyacent spaces. Then with a python script I got frequency data of individual characters, bigrams and trigrams, then another made script a markov chain from the bigrams data and with that output made another frequency data. The advantage of doing the last point is that while it's not necessary to do it it's much faster and gives basically the same results, this can be useful if you're constantly using the data. Learned from some paper (it didn't provide code though so I was on my own). }

TODO: Make a C program to calculate this

• Letters: 15.190022% e, 8.706907% n, 8.565714% a, 7.012590% i, 6.541946% r, 6.165431% t, 5.777150% o, 5.565361% s, 5.082951% d, 4.224026% l, 2.647370% h, 2.635604% m, 2.435581% g, 2.353218% u, 2.329686% c, 2.270855% v, 1.917873% p, 1.753147% k, 1.647253% b, 1.329568% w, 1.035416% f, 0.894223% z, 0.753030% ij, 0.611837% y, 0.517708% j, 0.200024% é, 0.188257% ó, 0.164725% x, 0.164725% ', 0.141193% á
• Bigrams: 3.372874% en, 2.972703% de, 2.729741% er, 2.358153% an, 1.986566% in, 1.500643% ee, 1.457768% te, 1.200515% st, 1.143347% is, 1.129055% ar, 1.129055% ge, 1.114763% or, 1.071888% he, 1.057596% el, 1.057596% aa, 1.043304% et, 1.029012% on, 1.014721% ie, 0.986137% va, 0.986137% ch, 0.900386% al, 0.871802% nd, 0.871802% re, 0.857510% me, 0.828927% la, 0.828927% at, 0.800343% ri, 0.786051% li, 0.786051% le, 0.757467% oo
• Trigrams: 0.772879% den, 0.649921% der, 0.474267% nde, 0.421570% end, 0.386439% ero, 0.368874% eri, 0.368874% nge, 0.368874% che, 0.351309% ten, 0.351309% era, 0.333743% een, 0.333743% rde, 0.316178% hen, 0.298612% rin, 0.298612% ede, 0.281047% aan, 0.281047% erd, 0.281047% lin, 0.281047% ete, 0.263481% van, 0.263481% ist, 0.263481% and, 0.263481% eer, 0.263481% ste, 0.245916% ger, 0.245916% ent, 0.228351% cha, 0.228351% eng, 0.228351% tan, 0.228351% ate

{ There are also a lot of hard grammar rules that I can't understand. Having low intelligence and living in a place where absolutely nobody speaks the language makes it impossible to speak it to a good level without investing full time on it. Probably the most I'll ever reach in a few years is reading and listening basic stuff }

See Also

• Ongezellig
• Labmise
• The drama of the american autistic OCD bronie guy that terribly "translated" a lot of wikipedia articles from english to scots for 7 years and were wiped out
• If you're a complete noob see some books/pdfs about grammar, there was one for example that is on the public domain and it's enormous and pretty old
• heardutchhere.net

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