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Spanish

Should you learn spanish? That depends a lot on you. Most people don't have the need to learn a new language, like family, travel or work. The biggest point is that spanish can be very amusing. All the countries have their specific dialect and slang, every single one of them is very good. It is the fourth most spoken language in the world and most likely the second most used language on the internet. Some say that it's a very fast language and statistically it has more spoken syllables per minute than many others, but also this language has few sounds compared to others where supposedly some have even 25+ vowels wtf, whereas spanish has only 5 vowels and like 20 consonants.

Most people in latin american countries don't know where accents go, sometimes they use "s" instead of "c", put or don't put "h" where it should go etc.

Spanish speaking countries have a kind of different culture compared to other places. If you want to see for yourself, just go to youtube videos, r/mexico, hispachan, etc. but basically there are specific memes that don't get outside of this language, people are overly aggresive and selfish, they mock other cultures (especially the US and their first world problems), very right wing (you'll not find a single vegan for example), don't give a fuck about anything etc. Of course this is not always the case, but it's much more notorious IRL and on the internet when you compare it with other countries. Like you're relaxed reading the comments and then appears a spanish comment insulting the creator.

TODO: mexichango, slang, etc.

Tutorial

Bueno mi bro no valgo madres pa esto así que no se que decir. Solo puedo decir que se hablar español y ya. Pero no se como enseñarlo. A ver (no "haber", mucho menos "aber" o "aver"), empecemos con una conversación sencilla típica que tendrían dos mexichangos:

Puedes conversar perfectamente por internet sin usar acentos. El inglés no usa y ve la chorrada de sonidos que tiene que no puedes saber con leerlo. Eso es algo bueno del español, solo con leerlo y conociendo las reglas de algún dialecto ya sabes como decir lo que sea.

Real Tutorial

Again, this is minding mexican spanish, if you want another accent find someone else. I know that you hate us pero es que mi pinche mexico weeeeeey.

Fuck this. There used to be a bit of info but it's unnecessary. Just watch videos about spanish and normal videos or movies in spanish, read books and forums as well o algo. And come to live here in our great beloved country! { You can also talk with me always (except when I'm sleeping lol), maybe we can organize a Jitsi meet ofzo }


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