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Productivity

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Productivity is typically a capitalist term meaning that you have to produce and contribute to the company and economy as much as possible at the expense of one's physical and mental health and own time, always presenting yourself as somebody that is so good at everything and can produce infinitely forever and full of positivity, and of course zero racial realism and pedophilia. Nevertheless in a good sense it can mean producing or creating good things even if it's something ephemeral. It could also mean anything that makes you better in any sense. Here are some super powerful habits from my best-seller book that will increase your productivity by 67% percent and make you a very rich and successful person:

• Working: Bro you have to work 12 hours a day 7 days a week without rest, if you don't agree with this just get out of here already.
• Exercise: Exercise is the number one thing that will skyrocket your productivity levels. Many people nowadays do nothing all day or very little and that's harming their body and mind. It removes stress so you can produce more later.
• Diet: Very important to eat a good diet. The only thing you need is the carnivore diet and cover your ears when everyone talks about anything else. Literally raw meat from grass-fed animals is the best of the best, don't ever question it. It will increase your testorene levels by 330%. That and water of course, drink at least 5 liters of water everyday.
• Reading: Reading books is a very important activity, it's scientifically proven by my peer-reviewed studies that reading books increases your income by a long shot. Btw buy my books about self improvement NOW
• Programming: Learning to program is guaranteed to give you a lot of money. Learn modern languages and technologies like rust, java, and use macOS because it's the best (it just is, ok?). If you're a woman don't even think about this field, though you'll be able to make money anyway even if your work is shit because of quotas o algo
• Learning a language: This is an extremely important and wonderful pastime. It increases your number of braincells so you can use your brain to produce more and more, plus you learn about the culture of a beautiful country like turkey.
• Studying history: It's extremely, listen: EXTREMELY important for you to study the history of your great country. Just don't ever question it, read every text it's given to you and memorize it from start to finish so you start appreaciating your oh so great country full of heros and wonderful people.
• Listening to a podcast: Extremely important to listen to podcasts, they change your life in ways that you couldn't otherwise. Btw listen to my podcast about self improvement and economy NOW
• Writing: Writing exercises the brain and makes good output and others may enjoy what you write, so WRITE NOW
• Watching productivity and self improvement videos: Kind of obvious isn't it? Watch my videos and consoom ads and sponsors NOW
• Taking cold showers: They refresh your brain and your body, making it ready for a new day full of productivity { talking seriously, they may help if you struggle with mental issues, kind of an alternative to self harm }
• Socializing: You HAVE to socialize, it's extremely important, if not you'll fall into deep depression and other shit. Don't fall into traps of "introverts" that stay in their own bubble all of their life and making contact with others hurt them, that's just a fucking lie that needs to die. You have to socialize so you improve your soft skills and become better at your job, so do it, now.
• Mewing: Obviously you have to have a pretty face as that will increase your status among peers, so you increase your chances of breeding so you make more humans to produce more and more.
• Soft skills: You HAVE to improve your soft skills. It doesn't matter if you're extremely autistic and can't even talk and articulate, you have to improve NOW
• Playing an instrument: Playing instruments will make you a very attractive person (it just is, ok?) even if you hate and dread it.
• Listening to music: It's been proven that listening to good music increases levels of oxytocin, which makes you happier and more likely to do other tasks. The best music to listen to is goyslop produced by mainstream """artists""" that everyone listens to.
• Watching porn: It's been proven by many community members that watching porn, especially those representing or involving children is very good for the brain and makes it grow, WE HAVE TO GROOOOOOOW
• Making your bed: Did you know that making your bed increases your chances of becoming someone better for the world by 1800% percent? Listen to our lord Mr Jordan Peterson every day and you'll know the why for that incredible question.
• Positive affirmations: Just repeat yourself that everything is great, the world is in a great state, don't listen to what anyone says, EVERYTHING IS SO GREAT AND WE NEED TO PRODUCE MORE AND MOOOOREEEEE SO THE WORLD BECOMES EVEN GREATER
• Waking up and sleeping early: Of course, we know you really hate this and your genetics don't even allow it but you have to wake up early and sleep early, we all know that it increases your productivity.
• Getting sunlight (or as we'd say in my beautiful land: going to the sun): This is extremely important. It raises your mood and testosterone levels, especially if you combine it with vitamin C o algo.

Here are some bad habits that you have to AVOID:

• Playing videogames: Videogames are a utter waste of time, they suck a lot of your time and most likely you'll learn nothing useful by playing them.
• Listening to music: It rots your mind and it's from the devil, not even that but it's haram, just terrible stuff.
• Watching porn and masturbation: My 2482487 peer-reviewed studies say that masturbation alone kills thousands of braincells per second, and it gets badder if you watch pornography, especially if it's child porn, and the worst part is that if you watch lolis, shota, cubs or even worse real CP we'll have to castrate you. Just don't.
• Standing or laying still without doing anything, meditation or even moving mindlessly: Bro that's just blasphemous. It makes you think about porn and have negative thoughts and prevents you from producing, you have to be doing something productive 100% all of the time non-stop.

So what should you actually produce? that's a very good question.

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