Welcome

You and me are living in a shitty dystopia.

Retard: One that is slow to understand. One that has beliefs and/or do actions either contrary or consistent to those of mainstream media.

This is a response to the world for the lack of truly redpilled blackpilled whitepilled brownpilled retarded websites. We are much more retarded than your average life coach or self improvement consoomer. We put endeavours to always be more retarded.

We are a group of zoomers and alphas. We don't know what gender and species we are, but you can join us to discover it! We have many mental illnesses. For example, one of us has ADHD, autism, social anxiety, OCD, BPD, vigorexia, DID, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, insomnia and severe laziness. We consoom content all day everyday as much as we can and also produce content for you to consoom. This website was written by ME.

My pronouns follow: he/him/his she/her/hers they/them/theirs it/its xe/xem/xyr ze/zir/zirs ze/hir/hirs ey/em/eir ve/ver/vis ne/nem/nir per/per/pers thon/thon/thons. I AM a person.

Some retarded facts:

• Do NOT support ANYONE that wants money. It doesn't matter if they even create "good" or "useful" content (which most probably isn't), if they try to do a business with it, just screw them. Download/pirate their stuff. For example, only use invidious, freetube or yt-dlp to watch youtube shit creators. Information should be FREE. Only exceptions would be if the creator makes actually good/funny content. I don't understand how people can be so "grateful" for a shit creator that said the same fucking thing that millions of people always say.
• Once a zoomer learns english he will consoom content non-stop in english since there is much more to consoom. English is the consoom language by excellence.
• Music has similar effects to drugs. It can give a big amount of pleasure and can leave you exhausted or wanting for more (depends a lot on genre of course). Some people have the opinion that music is dangerous (or at least very stimulating music), as it can be compared to it being from the devil or something like that, which could be interpreted as doing bad things like getting high and they might be right, as it's similar to masturbation, sex, drugs, etc. Music is not really addictive (it actually triggers oxytocin, not dopamine), but as mentioned before at first it can make you feel very good, but then you feel lethargic. What defines what is the best music? There are huge debates full of mental gymnastics, but the ultimate answer is: if it sounds good, then it's good. Tip: reject audiophilia. Audio quality doesn't matter (unless it's extremely bad). Use relatively cheap headphones and always download everything with yt-dlp or other tools, this frees you.
• Mexico (México in Spanish), also Mejico, Mierdico or Changolandia, is a country in north America below US and above Guatemala. People born in Mexico are mexicans (mexicanos) or mexichangos. In Mierdico it's known that you can't criticize the government and some other entities even online because you run the risk of being killed or interrogated. People from some poorer countries come here because, while this country is a shithole, it's still better than their countries. A good thing about third world countries is that you can basically pirate all the internet without nothing bad happening to you. The average IQ of Mexico is 87.
• Most doctors don't follow a healthy lifestyle. That should be the most basic thing that you should be doing if you're someone that focuses on the health of people. And it's nothing outstanding, just going to the sun, exercise, eating healthy, etc. Many doctors are useless and don't resolve people's problems.
• AI generated content is glorified shitpost. There is nothing valueble that an AI has done, at least in music and videos (and I really doubt there's something good in other media). Everything is shit and some things may be funny, but that's about it. Same as shitposting. People complain that AI will dominate music but it can't make a single decent track of anything. It can only make "generic" and mainstream music like lofi hip hop and trap. And even then nothing is outstanding, maybe just certain sounds. If you find something that is worthy of listening (and it's something serious, not a joke) PLEASE send it to me.
• If you post borderline retarded content it's very likely that you will attract borderline retarded people.
• ADHD is not real. Only a shitty society is.
• Always respect and love people when talking to them even on the internet. Be a defeatist.
• Maya is not real.

Here are some facts about ME:

• (almost) nude photos: 1, 2
• name: Paco
• country of residence: Mierdico
• birth: 05.01.2007, 1 month premature
• species: homo sapiens
• race: mexichango, white skin
• sex AKA gender: male
• height: 166 cm
• weight: 62 kg at the time of writing (2024 min. 40kg and 2025 max. 65kg)
• eye color: brown
• hair color and type: dark brown, curly
• handedness: right (both hand and foot)
• blood type: O+
• Mayer-Briggs: INTP
• preferred human type: idk, just not extremely fat
• penis length (flaccid, erect): 7 cm, 14 cm
• date of virginity loss: no
• IQ: 125 on test.mensa.no and 124 on mensa.dk/iqtest. Probably more like 70
• hobbies: smelling my penis and balls, doing nothing
• other: slight miopia, slight eczema on face and neck, onychomycosis on right big toe, Covid vaccinated (NPC)

Currently the following are the things I like and dislike:

Things I like: learning english, learning dutch, letters, ongezellig, srpski film, riddim dubstep, black metal, noise music, IDM, psytrance, ambient music, doom, quake, blood, serious sam, postal, ultrakill, meditation, doing nothing, daydreaming, dogs, odor of my penis and balls, odor of markers, watching videos, reading books, listening podcasts, reading comments, lurking, translate texts, sharing, selflessness, peace, cynicism, nihilism, pessimism, defeatism, piracy, gore, porn, child nudity, adult nudity, trolling, the joy of missing out, shitting, pissing, AI slop (sometimes), this video, Diogenes, Daniel Larson, simple living, yellow color, attention, being alone, walking, workout, sun, watching fights, masturbation, cutting & hitting myself (when stressed)

Things I don't like: cooking, public speaking, small talk, people, mainstream media, social media, privacy hysteria, laziness (I'm lazy), windows, linux, google, microsoft, corporations, capitalism, violence, rape, sexual abuse, physical stealing, licenses, copyright, distrohopping, switching & customizing tools, ricing, cars, computers, programming, servers, internet, math, physics, biology, chemistry, history, electricity, plumbing, blue collar jobs (too clumsy), white collar jobs (too stupid), soda, beer, alcohol, fluoxetine, being fat, being skinny, countries, nationalism, lgbt, feminism, influencers, famous people, people that look or smell well, politicians, witch hunts, playing games (don't like anymore), keyboard layouts (don't like anymore), consumerism, bullying, cinemas, sports, psychologists, psychiatrists, (some) doctors, scammers, smartphones, greed, lies

Explanation of the images in the index page: These are stuff that have influenced ME significantly and positively I would say.

• Mymy Schoppenboer: This is a character from Ongezellig. I never liked watching series that much. When I was a kid I thought that all series were very stupid and I still think so. But this one is different. I actually like the art style and lore.

• Village: This is where I live currently in some random house. It's a nice place I guess, better than big cities. There's less contamination, violence, etc. though people drive worse and stuff is usually more expensive. This image represents that I've started to go outside regularly since the end of 2024.

• Drummyfish: I have learned a lot from him, and some of those things I could never have known without him.

• Riddim dubstep: This is my favorite music genre. I have known it since 2020. I can't explain very well why I like it, but I think it describes ME how I am and I really like the drum and bass patterns and characteristic sound and the songs I like represent many emotions to ME.

I am one of the most retarded and useless humans in existence. I'm only alive because if I'm not my family would feel destroyed.

If you want to give me attention my email currently is nobody78013@gmail.com. You can say to ME that I'm the most based human in the world or the most horrid unicellular organism and that I should kill myself.

Here's my jewtube. I don't really use this shit (not the website directly). Check out the cool and retarded channels I'm subbed to.

Years ago I used Monkeytype at a point of my life where I was very very retarded.

I'm pursuing my "computer science" degree. When I first entered I thought almost everyone would be much better than me but on the contrary, most of them are less skillful and know less english than I do. I'm not trying to be arrogant but I really thought I was going to be the most retarded. There's only one woman which is generally better than me but it seems like she only cares about what makes money and not good technology. It's not necessary to mention this but anyways it's obvious that school only tests your level of conformance. We'll see what happens at the end.

Other potentially useful pages here: Tools, Pictures

Consoom

Here goes high quality content or just content that I like.

Auditory drugs

Here is my (unupdated) music directory. This one is great:
• object61

Websites

• Less retarded wiki (archive): Obligatory wiki. Ultrabased. Also very funny. Not accessible anymore except by "non-retards."
• Andres Imlauer: He didn't answer my email about my IQ though.
• Unixtopia wiki (archive)
• Liam Rosen's fitness guide
• Trixnut
• r/Piracy megathread
• Archive.org
• Anna's archive
• CS RIN - Steam Underground
• readdutch.nl
• heardutchhere.net
• linuxero furioso

YouTube channels

• Exposing Fake Polyglot Youtubers: The channel of a schizophrenic dude that criticizes to death people that do shitty business and try to get advantage of their popularity, especially with things that are complete scam. That's why he's hated by those "people" and their retarded followers. Supposedly his mother tongues are Danish and Arabic and he can speak also English and a bit of French. Though his English has some errors here and there and bad pronunciation, which is unfortunate but it doesn't really matter as the main point is that he tries to send a message and crush faggot scammers. Heel gebaseerd. He also doesn't do any business with his channel. If some day he tries to monetize I will have to archive all his videos and put them somewhere. Hopefully that never happens, but what he was trying to do will always be remembered.

Books

Here goes books or papers I've read whether I liked or not to the extent of what I remember.

• Las batallas en el desierto (spanish): Good read. I have fond memories of it when I was younger.
• Pedro Paramo (spanish): Had to read this in school. Didn't finish it tbh. Has a somewhat confusing story, but overall a good book if you have good attention span.
• 1984 (spanish): Also read this in school and didn't finish it. As with the one above it was during a time when I was more retarded than now. Winston Smith is an incel btw.
• My Twisted World: Biography of Elliot Rodger. Tbh I didn't read everything, I stopped at page 70 or something. I got tired of reading so many complaints, but overall a comfy read if you want to feel like a psychopath incel.
• The Hyperpolyglot Handbook: Tips for learning languages along with some satire, it took me around 2 hours to read this. What I remember: dedicate at least 10 minutes a day, use comprehensible input (consoom relatively easy content), use goolag translate, each day learn one word very well that you have seen frequently, use flashcards if you find it useful, think in the language, speak to people online.
• Overcoming gravity: Book about calisthenics and gymnastics. I think it can definitely be shorter, but overall an entertaining read.
• Overcoming tendonitis: Modern research on tendinopathy.
• I'm sure I've read more things but I don't remember at the moment.

Shit and piss

• Misterpissair
• Sewage Pipe Explosion Caught On Dash Cam
• Sewage 'fountain' explodes in Moscow
• Sewage Pipe Explosion

Leaving all jokes aside, I wrote this to relieve my emotions from seeing how society and life is. I know I'm a shitty selfish living being that does nothing to make the world a better place.

Font is the CC0 GirlsAreDumb by drummyfish (if loaded properly).

Theme of this website is ChingaATuPutaMadre, made by ME.

Everything made by ME in THIS WEBSITE is released under CC0 1.0. Retarded content deserves to be impregnated on people's brains just as your average politicians screaming lies to you or influencers telling you what to think.

If you haven't noticed, this website was written by a bastard that wants attention. Nonetheless everything here stands true.